T PAIN BARTENDER MEME PROFESSIONAL
The bartender served me 2 glasses of beer.Ī professional blender of liquids and solids (spirits, narcotics, drug substances, sauces, opiates, anesthetics, ethanol, tranquilizers…) involving a multi-step process culminating in the formation of a, generally appetizing, substance with a specific purpose.Īlthough historically mistaken for a non-medical professional, a bartender has identical importance as your local pharmacist, family doctor and favorite dealer. The Grammy-winning performer, whose hits include 'Bartender' and 'Blame It (On The Alcohol),' now has a book of cocktail recipes: 'Can I Mix You a Drink 50 Cocktails From My Life & Career.' 'Sunday Morning' contributor Kelefa Sanneh sits down with T-Pain, who mixes up a '5 O. lyrics: Broke up with my girl last night so I went to the club.Ģ. I may be cute but will kick your drunk ass if I have to!! Drunk: "You're hot."īartender: "Thanks, you're not to bad yourself."ĭrunk: "You got all kinds of booty girl!"īartender: (after tab is paid of course) "No thanks I like pussy." (In other words: You are wasted, I am sober, I have witnessed you hit on every girl in this bar and will not be your last resort to get laid. A person with a dangerous turning point who can rip you to shreds with a few pointed sentences if necessary. Someone with a real sense of fun and can probably drink you under the table. Someone you are most likely NOT taking home, so do your bartender a favor and don't ask! Remember, she is getting paid to flirt with you and being HOT is part of the requirement of her job!! A professional bullshitter. One who has a developed sense of seeing through the bullshit. Just spit it out.Ī professional babysitter.
Everybody jockin' me as soon as I stepped in the spot (I stepped in the. The bartender is making my drink.Ī person accustomed to the mixing of words. Broke up with my girl last night, so I went to the club (so I went to the club) Put on a fresh white suit and the Mini coupe sittin' on dubs (sittin' on dubs) I'm just looking for somebody to talk to and show me some love (show me some love) If you know what I mean, uh-huh. Oops.Ī person who mixes and serves drinks at a bar. Me: Ya, I kinda stopped breathing when she smiled at me. Play your cards right, they might just take you home. ago Played this at a house party with a bunch of 22ish year olds (my age) and the nostalgic vibe with the lights off and neon lights was honestly one of the best feelings ever. You never know how big a part of your life they'll become. Akon : r/hiphopheads 220 24 24 comments Best Add a Comment BlitzComet95 4 yr. They smile at your frown, put up with most of your shenanigans, laugh at your terrible jokes, offer the occasional ride home, and keep pouring.
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